这一天终于还是到来了 I guess this is how it ends.
没想到竟然这么不堪 I thought I was better than this.
在太空中漂浮着 配上戏多的画外音 Dramatic voiceover while stranded in space?
看来人快死的时候 I-I guess when you're dying,
最先失去的是创造力 The first thing to go is your creativity
瑞城土崩瓦解 Citadel's gone...
用来逃跑的飞碟也没电了 And -- and the saucer we escaped in is out of power...
天啊 我好怕啊 Aw, man, I'm so scared in here.
莫蒂们散落在四处 The extra Mortys went feral.
不过有些问题倒是会自行解决 Some problems solve themselves.
最近一直在喝- Been drinking a lot-
莫蒂 我不是让你拿个本子记下来的吗? Morty! I told you to write this down!
我又不像那个谁复仇者有个智能头盔 I-I don't have a helmet like that avengers guy did.
最近一直在喝自己的尿 Been drinking a lot of my piss.
传送枪坏了 Portal gun's still broken.
看来一切都在邪恶莫蒂的计划之中 Guess that was all part of evil morty's plan.
"邪恶莫蒂"?咱们能不能不要舔他了? "evil morty." can we stop flattering this guy?
他所谓的计划不过是说完独白后就滚蛋 His "plan" was to monologue and fuck off
就好比赌气说自己要退推特一样 He basically threw a tantrum to announce he was quitting twitter.
怎么可能有人退推特 Nobody quits twitter.
你刚才为什么要 Hey, remember like a second ago
装作不记得钢铁侠是谁? When you pretended not to know who iron man was?
你演给谁看呢? Who was that for?
嘘嘘嘘 莫蒂 Shh, shh, shush, morty.
就让咱俩优雅地离开人世 This is how we go. Bear it with grace.
脊髓 用止咳药做基本成分 别的药随便加 Spinal cord -- robitussin as a base, then surprise me.
-妈!-贝丝! -Mom! -Beth maybe!
她是有话要说吗? Is she trying to say something?
我们听不到啊! We -- we can't hear you!
真是傻孩子 贝丝 你在真空里啊 How dumb are -- beth, you're in a vacuum!
真空不传声的 Sound travels on air!
那我大喊个什么劲儿啊? Why am I yelling?
你们是在开私密派对吗?我能加入不?
真有她的 Wow, great.
真是值了 Yeah, that's -- Wow, really worth it.
一点也不值好吗！ That was not worth it!
土死了啊 It's corny.
你太土了 You. Corn.
我俩都快饿死了 Dying of starvation here!
我发上句话的时候 没想到...
我去 她怎么还在解释啊 Oh, my god. Stop explaining.
别解释了! Stop explaining!
你有完没完啊? Are you finished?
会被这么说三道四
她还真没完了 She's not finished.
我说不定不救你们了
-太幼稚了吧 -真有你的 -Oh, real mature, r-real classy. -Oh, nice.
瑞克与莫蒂
翻译：出格
你那句话真是经典呢 It was a good line, honey.
我管它经不经典 我管你怎么想 I didn't need it to be. I don't care what you think.
我的天 她把你们带回来了 Oh, my god, she found you.
快多吃点多吃点 Here, eat, eat, eat.
快饿死了！ Oh, hell yes!
别急 Hold on, buddy,
现在吃固体食物我们可能会休克 Our systems could go into shock from solid food.
消化机器人 转化为营养物质 Digestibot, convert to nutrient mass.
我还是决定铤而走险了 I'm just gonna risk it. Mmm.
你们怎么被困在太空了? Since when you do you guys get stranded?
对了 忘记谢谢你了 Thank you, by the way.
我差点就决定见死不救了 Almost left them out there.
传送门坏了 Portal travel's broken.
三明治里是原种番茄吗? Mmm, are these heirloom tomatoes?
消化机器人 你吃吃看 Digestibot, try these.
所以你没法在各个宇宙之间穿梭了? So you can't hop realities anymore.
你身上的白大褂现在得你亲手洗了? Does that mean you'll finally have to wash your robe?
说到点子上了 我得立马重置传送索引 Good point, I need to reboot the portal index immediately.
传送液硬重置就好了 Basically just a hard reset on the fluid.
抓紧了 地球会震两下 Hold tight, the earth's gonna shake a bit.
我操 Oh shit
什么啊?怎么回事啊? Wait, what? W-what's happening?
本来应该重置传送门旅行机制的 Instead of resetting portal travel,
我不小心重置了传送门旅行者 I may have reset portal travelers.
现在道歉也没用了 Too late to apologize.
瑞克 为什么我身上闪绿光? Rick, why am I pulsing green?
你可别说你不知道 因为你也在闪绿光 And don't say you don't know because you're pulsing green.
瑞克 我们是不是要死了? Rick, are we about to die?
不是的 只是从这个宇宙里消失而已 No, we're about to vanish from this reality.
那和死了有什么区别啊! That's totally dying!
区别大了去了 No, it isn't.
这个宇宙里的人都会回到自己的起源宇宙里 It's everyone from this reality returning to their reality of origin.
哪个宇宙来 就回哪个宇宙去? Back to our original universes?
我解释得很清楚了 你别搁这儿脱裤子放屁了 I explained it fine, morty. You're spoonfeeding spoons!
Summer跑哪儿去了? W-where's summer?
太好了 你俩回来了 Oh, nice, you guys are back.
哇 Whoa.
Summer 我们仨马上要盲跳到另一个宇宙去了 Summer. Three of us are one-way blind hopping.
你得帮我们跳回来 You gotta help us get back.
服务器上有个协议 文件名是鼻屎艾滋 There's a protocol for this In your chore server, filename booger AIDS.
你文件名全是"鼻屎艾滋"! Every file is booger AIDS!
文件命名太麻烦了 你记得搜索 I-I hate naming things! Just search for words like
"单向盲跳重置导航光束" "one way blind hop reset nav beacon."
为什么我会有"起源宇宙"啊? Why do I have a "reality of origin?"
没时间解释了 杰瑞 There's no time to explain, jerry!
就指望你了 Summer Counting on you, summer!
单向盲跳光束协议 One way blind hop Beacon protocol!
再会! Here we gooooo!
明明有时间解释的 So there was time to explain.
杰瑞 时间不多了 你还在这小肚鸡肠! Don't waste extra precious seconds with your pettiness, jerry!
Summer 咱们再过一遍- Summer, let's run down-
单向盲跳重置光束 鼻屎艾滋 one way blind hop Reset beacon booger aids.
不错 Cool.
哇哦 Wow
明明多得是时间解释啊! There was so much time to explain!
别在这儿给我事后诸葛亮 Yes! Fine, hindsight is 20-20!
谁能想到消失要这么久啊? Who has ever taken this long to vanish?
我为什么不在自己的初始宇宙里啊?! How did I end up not in my own universe?!
我去 是杰瑞日托所 Oh, my god. The jerryboree!
第二季第二集
原来是杰瑞日托所 Ohhhhhhhh, the jerryboree
差点就忘记了 Deep cut.
那我们的真瑞克和真莫蒂去哪儿了? Wait, but where's our real dad and our real morty?
在院子里埋着呢! Buried in the backyard!
怪不得后院这么多负鼠 That's what the possums are after.
我爸把你也牵扯进来了哈? Dad's got you in the family business too, huh?
嗯 莫蒂比较好哄 但是瑞克会给我各种酬劳- Yeah, morty's an easy mark, but rick pays me in things like...
比如狼人爪子 Wolverine claws.
看来你稳操胜券了 Whelp, looks like you got this.
那两年后见咯 See you guys in another two years?
要不这次你和我们一起吧? Or you could stick around for this one?
好像会去外公的瑞城 Looks like it involves grandpa's grody citadel.
咱俩可以去趁火抢劫 偷抢拐骗 We could, you know, break things, loot stuff.
我还是回去- Should probably get back to...
拯救星系比较好 Saving the galaxy.
求你了嘛! Please!
呃……抢点东西好像也不错 Uh... Guess I could loot some stuff.
那行 咱们速战速决 Fine, yeah, okay, let's make it quick.
太好了 咱们一起上 Awesome, I've never been. Let's do this.
全家一起冒险 呜呼! Okay, adventure family! Whoo!
呃 好吧 uh, okay.
操 Fuck
什么啊?瑞克怎么会拒绝 Excuse me? Bro, ricks don't pass on this.
瑞克?是你吗? Rick? Is that you?
是我…戴安 Yeah...Diane.
你好久没回家了 You've been gone so long.
你找到杀死我们女儿的凶手了吗? Did you find our daughter's killer?
还没呢 还在努力找 Not yet, sorry. Still looking.
肯定能找到的 You'll find him
只要你下决心 没有做不成的事 You always do everything you set your mind to.
可惜你连家人都保护不了 Except keep your family alive.
不过也不能怪你啦 But that was hardly your fault!
静音 Mute.
我要是能静音 还怎么缠着你呢 If I could be muted, I wouldn't be too-too-too good at haunting You
对吧 我的小脏熊熊 would I, you dirty bear?
嗯 我忘记当初自己想被折磨了 Yeah, forgot I wanted to be haunted.
我就说你会忘记吧 I guess you predicted you might.
所以我阴魂不散还是很有用的 That's where haunting comes in handy, huh?
很有道理 亲爱的 Very good point, sugar.
瑞克? Rick?
初始家人还在吗? Hello? Original family?
上次是我不对 Sorry about last time.
瑞克当时在太空监狱里 Rick, he was in space prison.
当时没办法-有人吗? W-we couldn't just -- hello?
我的天 Aw, geez.
我操! Ah fuck!
我去 莫蒂 咱们这里没有医生的 Damn it, morty, there's no doctors anymore.
爸? Dad?
怎么我一来瑞城就这么无聊 Figures it's underwhelming the one time I visit.
对不起哈 以前会有比如牛仔瑞克和莫蒂的 Yeah, sorry, usually there's cowboy Rick and mortys and stuff.
看来他们现在需要修理工瑞克和莫蒂 Oh, looks like they could use a couple Repairman rick and mortys, right?
太好了 有腐食生物 Oh, tight, little scavenger dudes!
他们要是朝我们开枪的话 我就能- If they shoot at us I'm allowed to --
大展身手了 ...Do this.
操 太爽了! Fuck yeah!
太空老妈 换你上场了! Space mom, get in on this!
炫酷老妈! Cool mom!
咱们继续赶路 我时间紧着呢 Let's keep it moving. I don't have all day.
让我来! I got it!
我来!我来! I got it! I got it!
对不起啊! Sorry!
太对不起了! Sorry!
我来!对不起啊! I got it. Sorry!
我本来也准备出这招的 I was gonna do it.
地球老妈果然不太行哈 Ugh. Terrestrials, am I right?
你离开这段时间 我一直在搜寻 I kept up the search in your absence.
汇总了一份潜在位置的列表你要吗? You want a new list of potential locations?
你永远在隔壁房间哈? You're always just one room away, huh?
是的 你忘了吗? Yeah, uh, remember?
你觉得你要是能看到我或者碰到我 You thought if you could see or touch me,
你心里就会生出几分慰藉 It might give you a level of com-com-comfort.
嗯 我只配永远愧疚 Right. Can't have that.
Summer 加把劲啊 Come on, summer.
Summer是谁呀?我是不是应该吃醋? Who's summer? Should I be jealous?
Summer知道你所爱之人都是什么下场吗? I hope summer knows what happens to the people you love!
嗨 瑞克! Hey, rick!
戈德曼巴赫马约里安先生 Hey, mr. Goldmanbachmajorian.
还活着呀?有事吗? S-still alive, huh? W-what's up?
我今天早上找到一封信 I was wondering if you could help me make sense of
你能帮我解读一下吗? A note I found this morning?
写信的人说他就是我 It's written by someone claiming to be me.
信里说我的大脑被囚禁在了循环的时间里 They say my mind is held captive in a time loop,
不断重复着创伤发生的那一天 Trapped in the day of a traumatic event
一切只因随着智慧而来的痛苦 By the agony of a formidable intelligence.
但是囚禁我的人却忘了我们会衰老- But also that my captor forgot about aging --
我的身体日渐腐朽 只剩得奄奄一息 That my body spoils and yearns for death
我的灵魂却寸步难行 While my soul remains stuck in place,
如被困在琥珀里的苍蝇一般 Caught like a fly in amber.
嗯 我以前酗酒可凶了 Right. I used to drink drink.
呃 我也不太懂 Uh, no clue pal.
没关系 That's okay.
垃圾箱里还有好多类似的信 I found other notes in the trash just like it.
可怜的怪人 太可悲了 Poor weirdo. I pity them.
希望他能放下过去 好好生活 Wish they could let go and move on.
听着真积极向上 Sounds healthy.
可不嘛! Sure would be!
啊啊啊! Ohhhhhh!
我终于死了 Sweet death.
刚才有什么象征意义吗? Was that symbolic?
你终于要放下过去了吗? Are you letting go?
我完全能理解的 亲爱的 我原谅你哦- I understand, baby. I forgive you --
你没资格说这种话 你又不是她 You don't get to say that! You're not her.
我当初造你是为了折磨自己 You're a thing I built to torture myself.
这条时间线太他妈操蛋了 This whole fucking timeline is cursed.
我得赶快离开 I gotta get out of here.
因为你想放下过去了 Because you want to move on.
因为我一点也不想 Because I don't.
也不必去想 And I have to.
我回到这里是因为一场意外 I came back on accident.
我一直在寻找的那个人 Guy I'm looking for, he's...
永远也不可能找到的 戴安 He's not findable, diane.
我现在和另一个宇宙的贝丝住一起 I live with a version of beth, now.
那个宇宙好像不错哦 Sounds like a version of nice.
你和我有了孙儿孙女 We have grandkids.
Summer就是我的外孙女 Tha-- that's who summer is.
她会帮我逃出这个宇宙的 She's gonna get me out of here.
我看到她就想到你 She reminds me of you.
是吗?她也死了吗? Oh, really? Is she dead too?
再见了 戴安 Bye, diane.
你连坐标都没有 You're not honestly gonna fly into
就敢飞向宇宙的裂缝里吗? that rift without coordinates, are you?
瑞克 不要放弃我们啊! Don't give up on us, rick!
我的程序又不是自己写的 I don't make the rules!
我就是被设计来纠缠你的呀 Haunters gonna haunt!
宝贝儿 你是要自杀吗? Baby? Are you killing yourself?
我现在冒着生命危险 可以说是双赢了 I'm more embracing the "win win" of risking my life.
妈和Summer去哪儿了? Where's mom and summer?
她们已经不在了 Oh, they're gone.
对不起 莫蒂 Sorry, morty.
是死了吗? Gone gone?
我们在冰块里被封存了好久 We spent a long time in that ice.
一个变种人把冰块舔化了我们才出来 A gentle mutant licked us out
但出来后贝丝生病了 but Beth got sick,
Summer融化的时候出了差错 and summer... Didn't thaw right
现在怪不了别人 我只能面对自己 With no one left to blame, I finally had to deal with myself.
我去了巴诺书店好埋葬自己的悲伤 Buried my grief at barnes & noble.
读了《四个约定》《美食，祈祷，恋爱》 "four agreements," "eat pray love,"
弗兰克·米勒的《黑暗骑士归来》 Frank miller's "the dark knight returns."
学会去接受一切 Learned to accept things for what they are.
怪物里有时候会有完整的大脑 In a few of these, the whole brain is still intact.
不禁让人想里面是不是有人 Makes you wonder if some people were still in there,
被困在恐惧之中 Just trapped in the horror.
话说回来 蛋白质含量很丰富哦 Anyway, it's awesome protein.
对不起 老爸 I'm so sorry, dad.
所以我的原生父亲在世界末日存活了下来 But my real, original dad beat the apocalypse.
看来我们小看你了 I-I-I guess we all underestimated you.
我们全家以前一起玩的桌游叫啥? Hey, w-what's that game we always used to try to play as a family
经常玩但是从没到过终点 the one we never finished?
叫强拍 Downbeat.
对!咱俩一起玩强拍吧 Yes! Let's play downbeat.
我这就去找 咱们玩到终点 I-I bet I can find it! We can finish now.
嗯 快去找吧 Yeah, you should totally do that.
我找到啦! Hey, yeah, cool, I-I got it!
咱俩一起玩强拍 然后在这里露营 We'll play downbeat and we'll -- we'll camp here Tonight
最后一起重建咱们家 and then rebuild the house.
这里有吃的有喝的 You know, we got food, fresh water,
还有你我一家人 And we've got family.
操? The fuck?
莫蒂 这张纸条是我提前写好的 Morty. I wrote this note in advance
所以不要想我怎么这么快就离开了 In case you're wondering how I left so fast.
我计划等你转身之后 My plan is to wait for you to turn your back,
就偷走你的东西然后逃跑 Then I'm going to grab all your shit and split.
不知道你会离开房间多久 Depending on how long you were out of the room,
你可能会以为我不可能走太远 You'll probably be thinking I can't be that far away
准备来追- And you'll want to foll--
莫蒂 这张纸条写得很潦草 因为我要设置陷阱 Morty, wrote this fast 'cause had to set trap.
还以为你包里会有什么新奇玩意儿呢 Thought you'd have cooler shit.
请阅读其他纸条 拜拜 See other note, bye.
我操!! Motherfucker!!
慢点啊!慢点! Whoa-whoa! Slow down! Slow down!
别跑太快! Not cool! Oh!
爸 你搞什么啊? What the hell, dad?
莫蒂 我不是针对你 Don't take it personal, morty.
《四个约定》里其中一条就是这个 That's one of the four agreements.
其他三个我搞忘记了 I don't remember the other three
但是蝙蝠侠离开的时候 戈登局长可没意见 but I know Commissioner gordon was cool with batman moving on.
蝙蝠侠不会就这么抛弃别人 Batman doesn't abandon people!
你抛弃了我们呀 You abandoned us.
怪我 但是我的离开 I deserve that. But, you know, it...
帮助了你蜕变 It improved you.
是吗 这个老爸现在不丢你人了哈? Oh, am I cool enough for you now?
蜕变真简单呀 Well, that was easy.
付出一切作为代价就好了 It only cost me fucking everything.
那个 我- Whoa, hey, I-I --
你当初回来后谈论我们的口气就没把我们当人看 you came back and talked about us like we weren't people, morty!
然后你就离开了 留下冻住的我们 Then you bailed and left us to freeze!
我刚才不是道过歉了吗 I-I was apologizing for that earlier --
你妈妈和姐姐死了 莫蒂! Your mom and sister died, morty!
我只好放下过去 and I moved on.
不再关心 From caring.
所以我劝你适可而止 And that is the best deal you will ever get.
见好就收 So take it.
求你不要走 Please don't go.
如果瑞克回来的话 我们可以送你去一个新的宇宙 I-if rick comes back, we ca-- we can find you a new reality,
新的妈妈 新的姐姐 给你找个工作! A new mom, new summer, a...Job!
小兔崽子 你怎么还不懂 Oh, you don't get it, kid.
除去此刻我俩的对话 Except for this conversation
我的人生堪称完美 my life is perfect.
瑞克说得对 我们都要学会放下过去 Rick was always right. Everyone needs to let go.
哎呀 你回来了 Aww, you came back.
看来我俩心有灵犀呢 I guess we really did form a bond.
我去!住手啊! Ow! Hey, stop it!
滚开啊!救命! Get away from me! No, help!
好嘞 外公 准备就绪了 Alright, pin dropped, grandpa!
快回来吧 Come and get us.
快点 快点 快点! Come on, come on, come on!
宝贝儿 我想到一个事 Baby? Something to keep in mind --
如果你被送回了自己的初始宇宙 If you were pulled home by whatever happened,
那我们女儿的杀手也一样 It's likely our target was, as well.
他也像你一样没办法离开 It's also likely he's having as much trouble leaving as you are.
他也被困住了 He's trapped.
外公! Grandpa!
太好了! Oh, fuck yes!
外公 外公 Grandp-- ...Andpa?
Summer 干得漂亮!我就知道你能行! Summer! Gold star, always believed in you.
现在挑战来了 N-now the hard part.
挑战? Hard part?
比我还可怕的生物也能看到光束 Way worse things than me can see that beacon, too.
努力守卫光束 我去找莫蒂 Hunker down and protect it while I grab morty.
我先挂了!加油不要死! Rick out! Try to survive!
我操 Oh, shit
居家老妈还是躲起来为好 Domestic mom should hide maybe?
居家老妈? "domestic mom"?
毕竟她是炫酷太空老妈 I mean, she's the cool space one.
你俩的事别把我给卷进去 Look, I'm not looking to get caught in whatever this is.
我劝你俩都躲起来 好好聊聊 You guys can both hide maybe, hash it out.
别一副高高在上的样子! Oh, quit talking down!
我可是有耐心洗衣服的你! I'm you with the patience to do laundry.
妈 你别吃醋了! Mom, stop being jealous of our bond!
逃避选择的是她 任劳任怨当妈的是我 She ran from our choices. I have to parent them.
我又不是不关心 不然造个克隆人出来干嘛? It's not like I didn't care. That's what the clone was for.
妈! Moms!
莫蒂! Morty!
瑞克?我就知道你不会抛下我不管! Rick? I knew it! I knew you wouldn't leave me!
操! 搞什么啊! Ow! The fuck
莫蒂 你在这里看到另一个瑞克了吗? Morty, did you see another rick here?
平平无奇的头发 科幻外套? Nondescript haircut, sci-fi jacket?
呃 应该是没见到 不然你早死了 Eh, of course you didn't see him, you'd be dead.
再不然你就是个炸弹 Or you'd be a bomb.
你有没有感觉快炸了? Do you feel bomby?
应该不是 不然你早炸了 Nah, you woulda blown up by now.
这里的瑞克不是死了吗? Wasn't the rick here dead?
不然你为啥挑这个宇宙? Th-that's why you pick places, right?
呃 你的瑞克 Uh, well, your rick, uh,
其实没有死 只是不在而已 Yeah, not dead, more like not around.
我刚遇见你的时候 是希望他有天会出现 When I met you, I was sorta hoping he might turn up one day.
狗娘养的!老子找到你了! You son of a bitch! I got you!
我们这是要去哪儿啊? W-w-where are we going?
去杀你外公 To kill your grandpa, little buddy.
什么? Wait, what?
我不明白 I don't understand.
我初始宇宙的瑞克杀了你全家? My original rick killed your family?
你一直在等他回来? And you were just waiting for him to come back?
你这不是挺明白的吗 莫蒂? Seems like you understand fine, morty.
你的理解能力真的是蒸蒸日上 That was a+ re-piping.
到了 We're here.
这个瑞克不想被找到 This guy, morty, he hates being found
但是喜欢建造各种精美装置 But loves building elaborate shit.
就像在私服上玩《我的世界》一样 Like -- like -- like playing a ton of "minecraft" But all on a private server.
我是嗑嗨了吗? Am I in a fucking k-hole right now?
怎么回事啊? What is going on?
哇 你找到我了耶! Whoa, hoho, you found me!
换我我也会给屏幕一枪 I shoot the first monitor, too.
听好了 我可能不在这里 Listen, I'm not here.
也可能在 Or am I?
你找到了一个克隆人耶 There's the clone you found.
说不定他就是我 赤身裸体的 Or maybe it's me, all naked!
像是凯撒·索泽 用来障你眼的 Just a lil keyser soze.
《普通嫌疑犯 》里的角色
我凭什么跟你说实话呀? I mean, why would I admit it's not?
哈哈 你看他! Oh-hoho, yeah! Look at him!
看他这舞跳得 Look at him go, look at him dance.
说不定是我在跳舞呢 O-or me. Again, it might be me,
像《电锯惊魂》一样 我可狡猾了 Like a "saw" thing. I'm very sneaky.
趁你理清思绪的当口 来几个杀人机器人 Here's a bunch of killbots to deal with While ya wrestle with that.
我也不知道我冲着谁说话 Obviously, I don't know who I'm talking to here.
毕竟都是提前录制好的 It's all prerecorded.
但是如果你走到了这一步 But if you got this far,
你可能觉得自己很厉害呢 You probably think you're real special.
我跟你说哦 Tell you what...
哎呀!他降下去了! Oop! There he goes!
说不定真的是我呢! Maybe that actually was me!
如果你跟着他一起下去 If you follow him down there,
咱俩就能比拼一下了 We can do a big fight.
我说的话有50%的可能是真的哦 50% chance I'm not lying.
傻逼们 我们有麻烦了 We're in trouble, asshole!
别指望我求你救我们 I shouldn't have to beg.
我两个妈妈有麻烦了? Wait, my moms are in trouble?
不过是千万个妈中的两个罢了 Those versions of them are.
我们得去救她们!这里明显是个陷阱 W-we gotta save them! Rick, this is an obvious trap.
你下去的话会被他杀掉的 If you go down there he's just gonna kill you.
求之不得! Good!
什么啊? What?
你干什么啊?! Now what?!
你连自己死都不怕 还管我死不死? If you don't care if you die, why do you care if I die?
你给我滚远点啊! Knock it off! Get out of here!
上一季你就干过 跟个人肉炸弹似的 You did this last season! You're like a suicide bomber!
你还不是一样 Takes one to know one.
你是遗传的他 不是我 Yeah, well, you get it from him, not me.
我不认识他 你才是我外公 瑞克 I don't know him. You're my grandpa, rick.
瑞克和莫蒂 一百年不变 Rick and morty. A hundred years.
这里可能要爆炸了哦 This place totally might go up, by the way.
倒计时来咯 Here's a bunch of countdowns.
其中一个说不定是准的 One of them's probably accurate.
呕 五次元胃液真恶心 Ah, fucking stupid 5th-dimensional stomach juices.
对不起 不该打斗的时候演肥皂剧的 Sorry for the sitcom fight,
说不定还害得我俩被消化 And maybe getting us digested.
你真会挑时候 You've got incredible timing.
别给我婊里婊气的 我是在教育孩子 Oh, don't be a bitch. I'm parenting.
怪不得你不熟 Makes sense you don't recognize it.
毕竟你没孩子可教育 You've been out of practice for a while.
那就好!还好他们有你! Good! I'm glad that they have you!
我才不要当什么太空老妈 I don't want to be "space mom."
看出来了 You've made that clear.
可别让Summer把你的拒绝当耍酷了 Just don't let summer mistake Your rejection of her for good taste.
你怪我干什么 怪她啊! I'm not trying to. It's all her!
我是希望你能多待在我身边 Jesus! It'd be cool if you were around more.
又不是想你结婚 I don't wanna get married.
我才17岁诶 我的情感像风一样四处飘荡 I'm 17. My affection is the wind.
你俩不要争抢了 Don't try to compete for it.
你们的对话都传到我头盔里来了 I could hear every word of that through the helmets.
我把它们快赶尽杀绝了才找到你俩 Thank fuck I only had to kill most of them.
现在回头真是为时已晚 Jesus, that ship really has sailed.
我们来饱餐一顿! And now we feast!
我最终还是决定来救你们 This emergency was oversold to me.
-外公!-莫蒂! -Grandpa! -Morty!
妈妈们!等下 她们为什么需要戴头盔? Moms! Wait, I-if they have to Wear helmets
我在你睡觉的时候给你做了防护 I do childproofing stuff while you're asleep.
你怎么不给我爸做防护? Why don't you childproof dad?
还好有你提醒 Ah, great reminder.
等下!Wait!
快去救杰瑞 Time to get jerry
要不是因为我嫁给一位 Maybe I wouldn't be so uptight
胆小如鼠的无业游民 If I wasn't married to an unemployed
我犯得着整天神经兮兮的吗? Receptacle of human fear!
爸 快去找工作吧 你失业十年了 Get a job, dad, it's been a decade.
太残酷了 Woof. Pretty brutal, jer.
你要是想自杀的话 I-I know a good alligator park
我知道一个挺不错的鳄鱼公园 If you wanna kill yourself.
我今天被开除了 I got expelled today.
-什么啊 莫蒂?!你被开除了?! -哎呀呀 你被开除了呢 -What the hell, morty?! You got expelled -Oh, no, you got expelled.
-真的是好可惜呀 -你真他妈智障! -Whoa, what a horrible thing. -You are so fucking dumb!
嗨 亲爱的 Hi, hon.
感觉重回第二季呢 Woof, some real season 2 vibes In there, you know what I'm sayin?
没想到我会说这种话 You know, never thought I'd say this,
但是我很庆幸我们离婚分开那阵 But I think I'm glad we spent that time divorced.
等一下 Er, one second.
虽然我是这个宇宙来的 You know, I may technically be from here.
但我他娘的是跨次元旅行者 But I'm a goddamn interdimensional traveler now.
你们连舔我的科幻脚都不配 And all of you can kiss my sci-fi ass.
每次听都觉得好好笑 it gets me every time.
我真的是太会说笑话了 Wow, what an amazing joke I just told.
这次冒险太带劲了 A-and also, what an adventure.
只要我们在一起 谁管我们来自哪个宇宙对吧? You know, I guess it doesn't matter where we're from If we're together, huh?
今天又学到了一课 Good -- good final moral thing.
这里从今以后就是我们的初始宇宙了 This is everyone's "original dimension" now.
外孙们 总结得好 Great wrap-ups, kids.
呃 你回来了 Ugh, you're back.
操 第二季的杰瑞 Oh, shit season 2 jerry!
你们教训我之前 Look, before you bust my balls,
能把淋浴给修好不? Can someone help with the shower?
洗澡水比结婚纪念日时候的贝丝还冰 It's colder than beth on our anniversary.
再就是我在瑞克房间里找到这个 Also, look who I found in rick's room.
我是福伦多先生 Mmmm, I'm mr. Frundles!
我不管他有多可爱 I don't care how cute he is.
说好的不要把不明生物带到家里来 We agreed no boogens in the house.
等下 第二季的杰瑞 不要啊! Wait, season 2 jerry, don't!
福伦多先生 Mr. Frundles!
大家快进飞船! Everybody in the car!
我是福伦多先生 Mmmm, I'm mr. Frundles!
诶 福伦多先生不是他妈？ Wait, but I thought he was mr. Frundles.
大家快进飞船里! Everybody in the car! Now!
我是福伦多先生 Mmmm, I'm mr. Frundles!
爸 你搞什么啊?! What the fuck dad?!
你为什么要把这个鬼东西带回家啊? Why would you bring that thing into our house?
操!我不是看它可爱嘛! It was cute! Fuck!
现在又得找新的时间线了! We gotta find a new timeline now!
没了传送枪简直麻烦死了 You know how hard that shit is without portals?
我们又得重新进裂缝造光束! We gotta do the thing with the rift and the beacon again!
这集又得重新来一遍! The whole fucking episode all over again!
飞船 造几个呕吐袋 Car, fabricate some vomit bags.
咱们就不能飞回地球把烂摊子收拾下吗? Can't we just go back and fix it?
我是福伦多先生 I'm mr. Frundles!
传送门竟然坏掉了 I can't believe portal travel's broken.
我有时间了就去修 I'll get to it when I get to it.
妈 蹲下再抬啊 Lift with your knees, mom.
你怎么这么熟练? How many times have you done this?
我的天啊 oh, god.
你确定他们是自然死亡? And you swear they die of natural causes?
嗯哼 是的 Mm-hmm, yep.
这里和之前的时间线一模一样吗? The exact same as our old timeline?
连我的这部分也一样? Even my stuff?
其实还是有一点点不一样 Bit of a rush job, actually,
这条时间线里帕马森奶酪的发音有点奇怪 So they do say "parmesan" weird.
他们怎么发音呢? How do they say?
他们叫帕米仙奶酪 par-mees-ian.
-咦 -我勒个去 -Boo. -Jesus christ.
我没离开你们就算好的了! I could've left you guys!
你们觉得家庭这个概念对我来说很重要吗? You think the concept of "family" matters to me?
我甚至都不是你们的瑞克! I'm not even your rick!
嗯哼 Uh-huh.
-我是死不承认的瑞克 -爸 屋里见 -"I'm denial rick!" -See you inside, dad.
对不起 刚才在Summer面前我有点失态了 Sorry I was such a dance mom about summer.
她也是你女儿 She's your daughter, too.
没没没 边界感很重要 No, boundaries are good.
不过我边界感好像太重了哈 But, uh, speaking of, maybe I've put up too many.
我时不时来拜访下可以不? Is it okay if I come around sometimes?
好呀 That could be nice.
你这身衣服不错 That's a cute outfit.
我这身就没换过好吗? The one we always wear?
莫蒂你有话就说 yes, morty?
你向我保证我不是为了引那个瑞克上钩的诱饵 You promise I'm not, you know, bait? T-to make that rick come back?
什么啊? What?
莫蒂 你还想当诱饵?那个瑞克就没有值得他珍视的东西 M-morty, for you to be bait, the guy'd have to Value something.
他真的什么都不在乎 He truly does not give a shit.
他真的是很不一般 He's the real deal.
帕米森奶酪 Parmeee-san.
帕米仙奶酪 Par-meees-ian.
帕米仙奶酪 Par-mees-ian.
帕米仙奶酪 Par-- parmeeeeeesian. Parmesian.
-好恶心的发音 -我同意 -Gross. -I hate it. Yeah.
不要走开 后面还有
有人吗?莫蒂? Hello? Morty?
是那只大老鼠吗? That one big rat?
喔 这时间线发展 Whoa, this is a development.
别紧张 你是杰瑞对吧? Lil guy, easy. You're a jerry, right?
我这是第一次真正接触你 Never got too close to the concept.
你的角色发展怎么偏离这么远 Boy, you have really arc'd out.
你能把裤子穿上不? Were you putting on pants?
哎呀 我把衣服脱了逗某人呢 What? Oh, yeah, no, I was naked To fuck with a guy.
对了 你有没有遇见我 Speaking of, did you talk to me,
或者遇见一个小男孩呢? Or a little kid around here?
可能吧 怎么了? Maybe. Why?
要是你也讨厌他们的话 Because if you hate them, too...
咱俩可以组队 I could be down for a little team up.
我不和任何人组队 Eh, I really don't "team up" anymore.
管理别人太麻烦了 Managing people, such a headache.
致命一刀 Fatality...
杰瑞赢了 jerry wins.
我去 Oh, goddamn dude.
你真行 Badass!
你来这里做什么? Why are you here?
我也一直在问自己同样的问题 Buddy, I have been asking myself that exact same question.